Crabitarian...

I saved a crab.  I say I because Caleb told me I was gross to pick it up, but the  poor thing was in the middle of a bridge and could have ended up as roadkill to one of the many go carts racing around taking patrons and towels to their final destinations.  Caleb then asked if I was going to throw it in the water, but I just rolled my eyes and put the crab in the sand.  Now he can continue to make crabby patties for the rest of his tiny little life.

Despite what Victoria might say, i was the one who spotted the crab.  She walked right on by it so basically, we saved the crab.  Also, she had her arm wound up like she was going to just throw it over the side of the bridge, but I intervened.  

This pictures aren't great because our backup camera thought our feet were more appropriate focal points than the crab, but stress free = not worrying about technology and it's eventual takeover of the world. It all starts with focusing on our feet, then it takes over our brains.  I've seen it a million times.